QUOTES AND SOME THOUGHTS

SO I KNOW ALOT OF PEOPLE THINK IM A ASSHOLE..

THE TRUTH IS I AM SOMETIMES LOL...

BUT I THOUGHT ILL SHARE MY FAVORITE QUOTES...

GUYS STOP READING I MIGHT MAKE YA THROW UP LOL

“Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them.”

“I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was running over them with a truck.”

“I am not interested in money. I just want to be wonderful.”

“I've never dropped anyone I believed in.”

“I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.”

OK IM DONE WITH THE GAY SHIT......

SO I WENT TO A CLUB OUT HERE IN DELTONA CALLED HYDE...

WHERE DO I START WITH THIS PLACE...

THAT SHIT SHOULD HAVE BEEN KEPT HIDDEN...

SO I WALKED IN CHICKS IN FLIP FLOPS...CHICKS ROCKIN JORDANS LIKE WE IN 5TH GRADE AND SHIT...I HAVE NO WORDS FOR THE GUYS I MEAN THIS AINT 1995 ....

HORRIBLE!!!!!!!

SO WATEVER I TOOK 3 SHOTS AS SOON AS I WALKED

SO I WALK TO GO DANCE A LIL BIT

AND SOME DUDE STARTS TALKING TO ME...

NIGGA LOOKED JUST LIKE VANILLA ICE

SO I DECIDED TO BE A JERK AND LISTEN TO HIS SHIT

SO I CAN BLOG ABOUT HIM LMAO

SO HIS NAME WAS CITO..

I SHOULD HAVE WALKED AWAY WHEN HE SAID HIS NAME...

SO HE STARTS ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS LIKE

DID YOU FINISH SCHOOL??

SO HERE I AM THINKING HE TALKING ABOUT COLLEGE AND SHIT SO I RESPONSE..

DUDE GOES OH U DIDNT FINISH HIGH SCHOOL

SMH

IM 22 YEARS OLD DO I LOOK THAT FUCKING STUPID TO YOU....

THEN I ASK HIM WHAT HE DOES FOR LIVING

DUDE SAID "I DO STUFF AND SHIT..YOU KNOW JUST STUFF HERE AND THERE I GOT COOL SNEAKERS RIGHT...OH AND I PLAY POKER ONLINE ALL DAY.....

VERY ATTACTIVE RITE

THEN HE SAID "IM CUTE RIGHT"...

AND THATS WHEN I WALKED AWAY

THE BEST PART OF THE NIGHT THO

THE MIDGET DANCING WITH MY OLDER SISTER AND RICHIE GETTIN HIS ASS GRABBED BY A CRACK WHORE

THAT WILL BE THE LAST TIME I EVER GO INTO THAT PLACE THO....