BECAUSE IMMA FUCKIN PERVERT

SO WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I WANTED TO BE A CLOWN....

I WANTED TO DO THE BALLOON ANIMALS AND SHIT

BUT THAT REALLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME BEING A PERVERT

BUT THIS VIDEO DOES LMAO

HAPPY EASTER KIDS

YES IT EASTER THE DAY ZOMBIE JESUS WAS BORN....

BABY JESUS WILL ALWAYS REMAIN MY FAVORITE JESUS...

BUT IM A FAN OF EASTER BECAUSE I GET TO DRESS UP

AND ACT LIKE A 4 YEAR OLD AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME SHIT

BECAUSE ITS FUCKIN EASTER AND I SAID SOO....

NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY THERE'S BUNNIES AND CHICKS ALL AROUND FOR EASTER WHEN EASTER SUPPOSED TO BE THE DAY ADULT JESUS CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD

BUT FUCK IT...

MY SISTER SAYS SANTA WAS A RAPIST AND EVERY YEAR I STILL GO TO MACYS AND SIT ON HIS LAP....

NEXT YEAR IMMA TALK DIRTY TO HIM...SEE WHAT HAPPENS...

^^^^MY HOOKER EASTER OUTFIT^^^^SO I DID A HORRIBLE ASS JOB DYING EGGS....YES....IM 22 YEARS FUCKIN OLD AND I WAS CARRYIN AROUND A BASKET WIT EGGS CUZ IMMA FAT ASS WHO ATE ALL THE PEEPS AND CHOCOLATE BUNNIES BEFORE I GOT OUTSIDE I SPENT TIME WIT THE FAM...FOUGHT WIT MY MOM IN THE CAR...

WOULDNT BE A HOLIDAY IF NONE OF US GOT INTO IT....

SKILLS I PLAY BASKETBALL IN 4 INCH HEELS ON EASTER ALMOST TWISTED MY ANKLE BUT DONT I LOOK CUTE YES MY KNEES ARE MAD ASHY.....

I WAS ON MY KNEES PLAYIN HOUSE WITH MY NIECE...

-PAUSE-
ALL YOU NASTY FUCKS...I WASNT DOING NOTHIND BAD LOL

BUT YEA MY NIECE DRESSED ME UP AS HANANA MONTANA

BLONDE ISNT A GOOD LOOK BUT FUCK IT

HOPE YA HAD A GOOD MOTHER FUCKIN EASTER

IM THE FUCKING BEST

FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW ME...

IM THE FUCKIN BEST.....

SO HERE A LIL VIDEO I MADE

I GOT PRETTY PIX UGLY PIX DRUNK PIX ALL KINDA PIX

LOL ENJOY

MY SINGING VOICE...BEWARE

BEFORE YOU PRESS PLAY....

IM WARNING YOU MY VOICE IS HORRIBLE....

BUT THIS WAS A FUN NIGHT..

A MONTH LATER I GET A DECENT DAY

QUOTES AND SOME THOUGHTS

SO I KNOW ALOT OF PEOPLE THINK IM A ASSHOLE..

THE TRUTH IS I AM SOMETIMES LOL...

BUT I THOUGHT ILL SHARE MY FAVORITE QUOTES...

GUYS STOP READING I MIGHT MAKE YA THROW UP LOL

“Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them.”

“I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was running over them with a truck.”

“I am not interested in money. I just want to be wonderful.”

“I've never dropped anyone I believed in.”

“I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.”

OK IM DONE WITH THE GAY SHIT......

SO I WENT TO A CLUB OUT HERE IN DELTONA CALLED HYDE...

WHERE DO I START WITH THIS PLACE...

THAT SHIT SHOULD HAVE BEEN KEPT HIDDEN...

SO I WALKED IN CHICKS IN FLIP FLOPS...CHICKS ROCKIN JORDANS LIKE WE IN 5TH GRADE AND SHIT...I HAVE NO WORDS FOR THE GUYS I MEAN THIS AINT 1995 ....

HORRIBLE!!!!!!!

SO WATEVER I TOOK 3 SHOTS AS SOON AS I WALKED

SO I WALK TO GO DANCE A LIL BIT

AND SOME DUDE STARTS TALKING TO ME...

NIGGA LOOKED JUST LIKE VANILLA ICE

SO I DECIDED TO BE A JERK AND LISTEN TO HIS SHIT

SO I CAN BLOG ABOUT HIM LMAO

SO HIS NAME WAS CITO..

I SHOULD HAVE WALKED AWAY WHEN HE SAID HIS NAME...

SO HE STARTS ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS LIKE

DID YOU FINISH SCHOOL??

SO HERE I AM THINKING HE TALKING ABOUT COLLEGE AND SHIT SO I RESPONSE..

DUDE GOES OH U DIDNT FINISH HIGH SCHOOL

SMH

IM 22 YEARS OLD DO I LOOK THAT FUCKING STUPID TO YOU....

THEN I ASK HIM WHAT HE DOES FOR LIVING

DUDE SAID "I DO STUFF AND SHIT..YOU KNOW JUST STUFF HERE AND THERE I GOT COOL SNEAKERS RIGHT...OH AND I PLAY POKER ONLINE ALL DAY.....

VERY ATTACTIVE RITE

THEN HE SAID "IM CUTE RIGHT"...

AND THATS WHEN I WALKED AWAY

THE BEST PART OF THE NIGHT THO

THE MIDGET DANCING WITH MY OLDER SISTER AND RICHIE GETTIN HIS ASS GRABBED BY A CRACK WHORE

THAT WILL BE THE LAST TIME I EVER GO INTO THAT PLACE THO....