HAPPY EASTER KIDS

YES IT EASTER THE DAY ZOMBIE JESUS WAS BORN....

BABY JESUS WILL ALWAYS REMAIN MY FAVORITE JESUS...

BUT IM A FAN OF EASTER BECAUSE I GET TO DRESS UP

AND ACT LIKE A 4 YEAR OLD AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME SHIT

BECAUSE ITS FUCKIN EASTER AND I SAID SOO....

NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY THERE'S BUNNIES AND CHICKS ALL AROUND FOR EASTER WHEN EASTER SUPPOSED TO BE THE DAY ADULT JESUS CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD

BUT FUCK IT...

MY SISTER SAYS SANTA WAS A RAPIST AND EVERY YEAR I STILL GO TO MACYS AND SIT ON HIS LAP....

NEXT YEAR IMMA TALK DIRTY TO HIM...SEE WHAT HAPPENS...

^^^^MY HOOKER EASTER OUTFIT^^^^SO I DID A HORRIBLE ASS JOB DYING EGGS....YES....IM 22 YEARS FUCKIN OLD AND I WAS CARRYIN AROUND A BASKET WIT EGGS CUZ IMMA FAT ASS WHO ATE ALL THE PEEPS AND CHOCOLATE BUNNIES BEFORE I GOT OUTSIDE I SPENT TIME WIT THE FAM...FOUGHT WIT MY MOM IN THE CAR...

WOULDNT BE A HOLIDAY IF NONE OF US GOT INTO IT....

SKILLS I PLAY BASKETBALL IN 4 INCH HEELS ON EASTER ALMOST TWISTED MY ANKLE BUT DONT I LOOK CUTE YES MY KNEES ARE MAD ASHY.....

I WAS ON MY KNEES PLAYIN HOUSE WITH MY NIECE...

-PAUSE-
ALL YOU NASTY FUCKS...I WASNT DOING NOTHIND BAD LOL

BUT YEA MY NIECE DRESSED ME UP AS HANANA MONTANA

BLONDE ISNT A GOOD LOOK BUT FUCK IT

HOPE YA HAD A GOOD MOTHER FUCKIN EASTER