ADVENTURES OF SUE SUE AND MEL

SO MELISA CAME TO VISIT OBAMA YA MAMA..AKA ME

YOU TWITTER HEADS KNOW HER AS @ILLIOMELLIO AKA MY SECRET LOVER SHE HAD FOOD WAITIN FOR HER....MY MOMMA MADE HER LIL MOFONGO CUPS THE FIRST THING WE DID TOGETHER LOL
WE WENT TO THE DRIVE THRU LIQUOR STORE

CUZ WE ALKI'S AND THATS WHAT ALKI'S DO IN DELTONA FL

WE WOKE UP..100 HOUR LATER BECAUSE I HAD TO DO MY EYEBROWS, MAKE A CD AND PACK MY LIFE FOR A WEEKEND

WE HIT THE ROAD TO MIAMI

FOR LIKE 5 HOURS MELISA HAD TO DEAL WITH ME AND MY A.D.D.

I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO WORK HER BLACKBERRY LOL

BUT I GOT A HANG OF IT EVENTUALLY

I GOT SUCH A BEAUTIFUL VOICE!!

WE GOT TO MIAMI I WAS DRUNK 20 MIN INTO BEING THERE...

CALL A CAB GOT ME DRUNK BY 7:30

SO I MADE A PHOTO COLLAGE LOL

BECAUSE HONESTLY I DONT REALLY REMEMBER SHIT

I GOT WASTED AT MANSION GOT ESCORTED OUT ALL I REMEMBER WAS DANCING ON THE BAR AND MY DRESS BREAKING

THANK GOD FOR MELISA

BUT I DID MAKE 15 BUCKS DANCING ON THE POLE

WOKE UP WENT STRAIGHT TO THE BEACH TO MEET UP WIT CHARLIE AND THE GUYS

BIG SHOUT OUT TO CHRIS FOR CARRYIN MY FAT ASS LOL

I HAD SOME SERIOUS SLOW MOMENT IN THIS VIDEO

PROBABLY BECAUSE I WAS STILL DRUNK AND REALLY DIDNT KNO WHERE THE FUCK I WAS
I THOUGHT HE SAID BLOCK NOT BLOG LMAO

GOTTA LOVE CHARLIE CRAZY ASS....

OUR GOOD BYE DINNER WITH THE GUYS.....

WE CAME BACK TO DAYTONA

WE CHILLED IN MY HOUSE DRANK SOME BEER ATE SOME WINGS

LISTEN TO MY MOM MAKE FUN OF FAT UGLY PEOPLE LOL

GOOD TIMES

THEN MEL WENT BACK ON THE PLANE AND LEFT MY ASS

YEAH WE CUTE I KNOW

IM FUCKIN BACK

YES IVE BEEN MISSING FOR A WHILE....MY COMPUTER GOT HIT BY LIGHTNING..SHIT LIKE THAT ONLY HAPPENS IN FLORIDA BUT IM BACK....ALOT BEEN GOING... MAY HAS BEEN PROBABLY THE WORST MONTH OF THE YEAR

R.I.P GIOVANNI

WORDS CANT EVEN DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I WILL MISS YOU LIL COUSIN... :( WISH YOU KNEW HOW MUCH YOUR FAMILY ACTUALLY LOVED YOU..

R.I.P NONOMY BEST FRIEND...LOSING A PET IS LIKE LOSING A FAMILY MEMEBER...THIS WAS MY LIL CUDDLE BUDDY...WORDS CANT EVEN DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LOVED THIS DOG. HE WAS LIKE MY BABY. HE WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY HEART :(

BECAUSE IMMA FUCKIN PERVERT

SO WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I WANTED TO BE A CLOWN....

I WANTED TO DO THE BALLOON ANIMALS AND SHIT

BUT THAT REALLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME BEING A PERVERT

BUT THIS VIDEO DOES LMAO

HAPPY EASTER KIDS

YES IT EASTER THE DAY ZOMBIE JESUS WAS BORN....

BABY JESUS WILL ALWAYS REMAIN MY FAVORITE JESUS...

BUT IM A FAN OF EASTER BECAUSE I GET TO DRESS UP

AND ACT LIKE A 4 YEAR OLD AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME SHIT

BECAUSE ITS FUCKIN EASTER AND I SAID SOO....

NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY THERE'S BUNNIES AND CHICKS ALL AROUND FOR EASTER WHEN EASTER SUPPOSED TO BE THE DAY ADULT JESUS CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD

BUT FUCK IT...

MY SISTER SAYS SANTA WAS A RAPIST AND EVERY YEAR I STILL GO TO MACYS AND SIT ON HIS LAP....

NEXT YEAR IMMA TALK DIRTY TO HIM...SEE WHAT HAPPENS...

^^^^MY HOOKER EASTER OUTFIT^^^^SO I DID A HORRIBLE ASS JOB DYING EGGS....YES....IM 22 YEARS FUCKIN OLD AND I WAS CARRYIN AROUND A BASKET WIT EGGS CUZ IMMA FAT ASS WHO ATE ALL THE PEEPS AND CHOCOLATE BUNNIES BEFORE I GOT OUTSIDE I SPENT TIME WIT THE FAM...FOUGHT WIT MY MOM IN THE CAR...

WOULDNT BE A HOLIDAY IF NONE OF US GOT INTO IT....

SKILLS I PLAY BASKETBALL IN 4 INCH HEELS ON EASTER ALMOST TWISTED MY ANKLE BUT DONT I LOOK CUTE YES MY KNEES ARE MAD ASHY.....

I WAS ON MY KNEES PLAYIN HOUSE WITH MY NIECE...

-PAUSE-
ALL YOU NASTY FUCKS...I WASNT DOING NOTHIND BAD LOL

BUT YEA MY NIECE DRESSED ME UP AS HANANA MONTANA

BLONDE ISNT A GOOD LOOK BUT FUCK IT

HOPE YA HAD A GOOD MOTHER FUCKIN EASTER

IM THE FUCKING BEST

FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW ME...

IM THE FUCKIN BEST.....

SO HERE A LIL VIDEO I MADE

I GOT PRETTY PIX UGLY PIX DRUNK PIX ALL KINDA PIX

LOL ENJOY

MY SINGING VOICE...BEWARE

BEFORE YOU PRESS PLAY....

IM WARNING YOU MY VOICE IS HORRIBLE....

BUT THIS WAS A FUN NIGHT..

A MONTH LATER I GET A DECENT DAY

QUOTES AND SOME THOUGHTS

SO I KNOW ALOT OF PEOPLE THINK IM A ASSHOLE..

THE TRUTH IS I AM SOMETIMES LOL...

BUT I THOUGHT ILL SHARE MY FAVORITE QUOTES...

GUYS STOP READING I MIGHT MAKE YA THROW UP LOL

“Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them.”

“I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was running over them with a truck.”

“I am not interested in money. I just want to be wonderful.”

“I've never dropped anyone I believed in.”

“I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.”

OK IM DONE WITH THE GAY SHIT......

SO I WENT TO A CLUB OUT HERE IN DELTONA CALLED HYDE...

WHERE DO I START WITH THIS PLACE...

THAT SHIT SHOULD HAVE BEEN KEPT HIDDEN...

SO I WALKED IN CHICKS IN FLIP FLOPS...CHICKS ROCKIN JORDANS LIKE WE IN 5TH GRADE AND SHIT...I HAVE NO WORDS FOR THE GUYS I MEAN THIS AINT 1995 ....

HORRIBLE!!!!!!!

SO WATEVER I TOOK 3 SHOTS AS SOON AS I WALKED

SO I WALK TO GO DANCE A LIL BIT

AND SOME DUDE STARTS TALKING TO ME...

NIGGA LOOKED JUST LIKE VANILLA ICE

SO I DECIDED TO BE A JERK AND LISTEN TO HIS SHIT

SO I CAN BLOG ABOUT HIM LMAO

SO HIS NAME WAS CITO..

I SHOULD HAVE WALKED AWAY WHEN HE SAID HIS NAME...

SO HE STARTS ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS LIKE

DID YOU FINISH SCHOOL??

SO HERE I AM THINKING HE TALKING ABOUT COLLEGE AND SHIT SO I RESPONSE..

DUDE GOES OH U DIDNT FINISH HIGH SCHOOL

SMH

IM 22 YEARS OLD DO I LOOK THAT FUCKING STUPID TO YOU....

THEN I ASK HIM WHAT HE DOES FOR LIVING

DUDE SAID "I DO STUFF AND SHIT..YOU KNOW JUST STUFF HERE AND THERE I GOT COOL SNEAKERS RIGHT...OH AND I PLAY POKER ONLINE ALL DAY.....

VERY ATTACTIVE RITE

THEN HE SAID "IM CUTE RIGHT"...

AND THATS WHEN I WALKED AWAY

THE BEST PART OF THE NIGHT THO

THE MIDGET DANCING WITH MY OLDER SISTER AND RICHIE GETTIN HIS ASS GRABBED BY A CRACK WHORE

THAT WILL BE THE LAST TIME I EVER GO INTO THAT PLACE THO....

SATURDAYS....3/22/09 LOL

SO I WENT TO SLEEP REALLY LATE.....

AND MY CRAZY MOTHER WANTED TO WAKE ME UP AT 10

NOT KNOWING I WENT TO BED AT 6AM

THIS IS HOW LOOK IN THE MORNINGS...

CUTE RITE...LMAO

YES...YOUR EYES ARE NOT PLAYING GAMES...

MY MOTHER WOKE ME UP TO FUCKING PAINT...

WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS.....

TO ADD ON TO THE PAIN...

I BURN MY LUNCH

THAT SHIT WAS SLAMMING ANYWAYS

YEAH SEE THAT PAINT ON THOSE HANDS IMMA HARD WORKING WOMAN LOL....

THEN I WENT TO ALTAMONTE....

WITH THE FAM ....

TO WALK AROUND AND ACT SILLY ..

I FOUND MYSELF FUCKERS

SO LAST NIGHT I FELT LOST...

MY LAST VIDEO WAS MAD DEPRESSING...

SO I DID ALOT OF THINKING....

WOKE UP SAID I WANTED TO WEAR HOOKER HEELS..

SO I DID

THEN I WENT TO MY SISTERS HOUSE...

AND PLAYED SOME BASKETBALL IN HEELS...

THEN I WENT HOME....

GOT MAD DOMINICAN ON YA
MORIR SONANDO AND GRILLED CHEESE

THEN I HAD A LIL TALK WITH SOMEONE...

AND I FOUND MYSELF..

I TOOK PICTURES BECAUSE I FELT SEXY....

MUY SEXY I KNOW...

GOT A VIDEO BUT IM NOT ALLOWED TO POST IT

IT WAS THE CUTEST THING EVER

I HAVE A CRUSH..THATS A WHOLE ANOTHER STORY THO

YA AINT READY...LMAO

AND I MADE A VIDEO

THIS IS REALLY SAD

YES IT IS SAD.....

THIS IS WHAT IVE COME TO...

2 WEEKS AND THIS IS HOW I AM

IMAGINE A MONTH

DAY AND NIGHT

DAY AND NIGHT

IN DELTONA.....

WHAT DID I JUST GET MYSELF INTO.....

THIS MY FRIENDS IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN REASON

I BE ON TWITTER ALL NIGHT

THE LIFE BEFORE DELTONA......

THIS WAS MY WONDERFUL LIFE.......

BEFORE DELTONA......

THOSE NIGHTS I DONT REMEMBER.....

BUT GODDAMM WERE THEY FUN....