OH HOW I MISS MY HOOD CHICK HAIR

IT WAS A NICE 2 WEEKS

MY SIDE CHICK

MY LOYAL BITCHPRINCESS LOLA MONROE FOX!!!!

IM BACK

AND THE FUCKERY CONTINUES!!!!!

ADVENTURES OF SUE SUE AND MEL

SO MELISA CAME TO VISIT OBAMA YA MAMA..AKA ME

YOU TWITTER HEADS KNOW HER AS @ILLIOMELLIO AKA MY SECRET LOVER SHE HAD FOOD WAITIN FOR HER....MY MOMMA MADE HER LIL MOFONGO CUPS THE FIRST THING WE DID TOGETHER LOL
WE WENT TO THE DRIVE THRU LIQUOR STORE

CUZ WE ALKI'S AND THATS WHAT ALKI'S DO IN DELTONA FL

WE WOKE UP..100 HOUR LATER BECAUSE I HAD TO DO MY EYEBROWS, MAKE A CD AND PACK MY LIFE FOR A WEEKEND

WE HIT THE ROAD TO MIAMI

FOR LIKE 5 HOURS MELISA HAD TO DEAL WITH ME AND MY A.D.D.

I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO WORK HER BLACKBERRY LOL

BUT I GOT A HANG OF IT EVENTUALLY

I GOT SUCH A BEAUTIFUL VOICE!!

WE GOT TO MIAMI I WAS DRUNK 20 MIN INTO BEING THERE...

CALL A CAB GOT ME DRUNK BY 7:30

SO I MADE A PHOTO COLLAGE LOL

BECAUSE HONESTLY I DONT REALLY REMEMBER SHIT

I GOT WASTED AT MANSION GOT ESCORTED OUT ALL I REMEMBER WAS DANCING ON THE BAR AND MY DRESS BREAKING

THANK GOD FOR MELISA

BUT I DID MAKE 15 BUCKS DANCING ON THE POLE

WOKE UP WENT STRAIGHT TO THE BEACH TO MEET UP WIT CHARLIE AND THE GUYS

BIG SHOUT OUT TO CHRIS FOR CARRYIN MY FAT ASS LOL

I HAD SOME SERIOUS SLOW MOMENT IN THIS VIDEO

PROBABLY BECAUSE I WAS STILL DRUNK AND REALLY DIDNT KNO WHERE THE FUCK I WAS
I THOUGHT HE SAID BLOCK NOT BLOG LMAO

GOTTA LOVE CHARLIE CRAZY ASS....

OUR GOOD BYE DINNER WITH THE GUYS.....

WE CAME BACK TO DAYTONA

WE CHILLED IN MY HOUSE DRANK SOME BEER ATE SOME WINGS

LISTEN TO MY MOM MAKE FUN OF FAT UGLY PEOPLE LOL

GOOD TIMES

THEN MEL WENT BACK ON THE PLANE AND LEFT MY ASS

YEAH WE CUTE I KNOW

IM FUCKIN BACK

YES IVE BEEN MISSING FOR A WHILE....MY COMPUTER GOT HIT BY LIGHTNING..SHIT LIKE THAT ONLY HAPPENS IN FLORIDA BUT IM BACK....ALOT BEEN GOING... MAY HAS BEEN PROBABLY THE WORST MONTH OF THE YEAR

R.I.P GIOVANNI

WORDS CANT EVEN DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I WILL MISS YOU LIL COUSIN... :( WISH YOU KNEW HOW MUCH YOUR FAMILY ACTUALLY LOVED YOU..

R.I.P NONOMY BEST FRIEND...LOSING A PET IS LIKE LOSING A FAMILY MEMEBER...THIS WAS MY LIL CUDDLE BUDDY...WORDS CANT EVEN DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LOVED THIS DOG. HE WAS LIKE MY BABY. HE WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY HEART :(

BECAUSE IMMA FUCKIN PERVERT

SO WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I WANTED TO BE A CLOWN....

I WANTED TO DO THE BALLOON ANIMALS AND SHIT

BUT THAT REALLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME BEING A PERVERT

BUT THIS VIDEO DOES LMAO

HAPPY EASTER KIDS

YES IT EASTER THE DAY ZOMBIE JESUS WAS BORN....

BABY JESUS WILL ALWAYS REMAIN MY FAVORITE JESUS...

BUT IM A FAN OF EASTER BECAUSE I GET TO DRESS UP

AND ACT LIKE A 4 YEAR OLD AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME SHIT

BECAUSE ITS FUCKIN EASTER AND I SAID SOO....

NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY THERE'S BUNNIES AND CHICKS ALL AROUND FOR EASTER WHEN EASTER SUPPOSED TO BE THE DAY ADULT JESUS CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD

BUT FUCK IT...

MY SISTER SAYS SANTA WAS A RAPIST AND EVERY YEAR I STILL GO TO MACYS AND SIT ON HIS LAP....

NEXT YEAR IMMA TALK DIRTY TO HIM...SEE WHAT HAPPENS...

^^^^MY HOOKER EASTER OUTFIT^^^^SO I DID A HORRIBLE ASS JOB DYING EGGS....YES....IM 22 YEARS FUCKIN OLD AND I WAS CARRYIN AROUND A BASKET WIT EGGS CUZ IMMA FAT ASS WHO ATE ALL THE PEEPS AND CHOCOLATE BUNNIES BEFORE I GOT OUTSIDE I SPENT TIME WIT THE FAM...FOUGHT WIT MY MOM IN THE CAR...

WOULDNT BE A HOLIDAY IF NONE OF US GOT INTO IT....

SKILLS I PLAY BASKETBALL IN 4 INCH HEELS ON EASTER ALMOST TWISTED MY ANKLE BUT DONT I LOOK CUTE YES MY KNEES ARE MAD ASHY.....

I WAS ON MY KNEES PLAYIN HOUSE WITH MY NIECE...

-PAUSE-
ALL YOU NASTY FUCKS...I WASNT DOING NOTHIND BAD LOL

BUT YEA MY NIECE DRESSED ME UP AS HANANA MONTANA

BLONDE ISNT A GOOD LOOK BUT FUCK IT

HOPE YA HAD A GOOD MOTHER FUCKIN EASTER